Assume

To think someone said something and then act on that information.

"Josh! I thought you said you were done." "Then you assumed wrong, Cayce!"

by Curobos March 8, 2013

Assimakopoulos

a greek last name that is so fuckin awesome even jesus will praise you. GO GREECE!

(Jack) Assimakopoulos

by the greek kid May 17, 2011

oxygen assimilation

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.

Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

assumption parish

a parish in southern louisiana about 70 miles west of new orleans where everyone assumes they live in a town, even though 72% of the parish is unincorpirated. about 25,000. 90% of the population lives along bayou lafouche or nearby nieghborhoods, 9% live in pierre part, a town literally in the middle of nowhere, and the other 1% live in the dumpster behing assumption high school, or permenantly loiter pop-n-go's. i would not recommend living here unless you enjoy being bored all the time and enjoy economic inconvience.

Peter: Where do you live?

Josh: Assumption parish

Peter: Where is that?

Josh: On the other side of Thibodaux, Morgan City, Donaldsonville, the place nobody ever goes because theres no reason at all to come here.

Peter: Oh I'm sorry

by datkidkidlolseeme December 12, 2010

bitch did you just assume my gender

Did you just assume my gender but with a twist.

"what's up bro."
"Bitch did you just assume my gender!?"
"Just stop.."

by BakaDog February 16, 2017

asssum

The equation generated when performing mathematical methods on asses. Not to be confused with a bumsum.

Find y:
6 asses / 2 asses = y asses

This is an asssum.

by Buttestitian October 7, 2006

Assumptuitive

An adjective used to describe someone who always seems to assume things.

Adam: Christy thought you and Heather broke up because she saw you getting pizza with another girl.

Jake: I hope she didnt say anything to Heather because that was just my sister.

Adam: Jeez, Christy has to stop being so assumptuitive.

by Stephers_0o7 October 10, 2008