a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.
me: hey assjack
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
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