hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room

"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"

by thee_faith July 14, 2025

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.

Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass

by Gius? November 4, 2024

talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot

LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".

by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010

assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005

assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008

assmonkey

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

by MINIxxx January 5, 2006