Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.
*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*
Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."
Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."
by D down in Oz October 21, 2008
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2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.
2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.
Let's burn some rubber on the Asphalt!
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by Ashwale October 24, 2018
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