Asela

The sexiest, nicest, kindest boy in the world. I write him love songs constantly. He is the apple of my eye. He dresses poorly. He's a very strange kid. I'm not sure if he has friends. I want to marry him. He's really emo and cuts himself. It's okay because it's hot when he does it.

For Asela,
I want to do you doggy style on my roof, so our feelings for each other never go poof,
I love you and your size 13 shoes, you turn me on like Steve from blues clues
but he got fired for doing drugs, I'd rather get done by you than a group of thugs
my love for you will never die , every Sunday I'll bake you pie
I want to suck you dry, lettts give it a tryyyy
lets not just have sex and blahblahblah, we can have a meaningful relationship lalalaa
you have really nappy curls I want to adorn with bows, I'd pick you over a million hotass hoes
me and you are like peanut butter and jelly, i wanna rub hot oil over our pristine belly

by LALALAALALALALALALALALA January 3, 2009

bi-ased

A phenomenon where bisexuals think everyone around them is also bi

"Idk, maybe I'm just bi-ased, but I'm pretty sure Adam is bi."

by cookiepantsmcgee August 22, 2018

ASDA

Unpleasant, cheap and tacky named after the Unpleasant, cheap and tacky supermarket of the same name.

Ergh, that hooker is so ASDA.

by sausageroll2 July 3, 2011

carne asada

What mexican's call meatflaps

Ay, look at the carne asada on Guadalupe!

by k.davila March 25, 2003

Aedan

Aedan, an amazing guy, very sexy, he has a very big dick, he is a great kisser and if you every end dating an Aedan you don't wanna lose him.

Damn are dating Aedan? your a very lucky girl.

by The$$$$ September 4, 2018

asfdasf

The thing you type when you want to remain anonymous

by Sandford October 24, 2002

asdan

Asdan is a popular term used by school students that are mostly from East London wich is used to describe someone who has done or said something idiotic

did you see him fall he's such an asdan

larry is such an asdan he is failing all of his classes

by missan November 30, 2017