asdf

Expression used as a placeholder for a variable name in the interest of minimizing time spent naming, as well as to minimize the time elapsed mechanically actuating the keys of a QWERTY keyboard whilst using the left hand positioned in the home row of the keyboard. Often considered to be a negative code smell and associated with sloppy programming. Patent pending.

asdf = db.select.star.from.resource

by [e-mail] June 25, 2019

asdf

a distress signal you put in chat when you are about to die in a video game

When I almost died in Minecraft, I typed asdf and then my friend flicked the trapdoor on my e pearl stasis chamber thingy.

by dareckolo March 25, 2023

asdf

Remember those funny cartoon shorts on YouTube from like 2008 that got really big and are somehow still going and how little kids quote this shit.... such as myself...?

The first asdf short being:

Guy 1: ehehehe eh?
Guy 2: Got ur nose
Some random police guy: LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!!! *PEW PEW*

by Cr1msonrose74 April 6, 2021

asdf

asdf means stupid, just a plain ol' noob.

person: I am an asdf at MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the everybody do the flop guy September 23, 2020

QWERTY ASDF

My gta Business which is cool because you get money

I like gta and my QWERTY ASDF Buisiness

by Gay spaz November 15, 2019

asdf

it is when u type asdf cuz the a is next to the s which is next to the d thats ALSO next to the f cuz yes

i typed asdf because i can

by funnynotfunnylol May 10, 2022

asdf

asdf is an almighty being sent from the heavens above and will send satin from the fiery gates of hell to continuously torture you if you dare insult his being. asdf is so powerful that he could grab Zeus, beat his ass and then curb stomp him out the front of that alleyway that you found that white van in and then force him to get into the van and drive off a cliff. whatever you do, don't challenge the almighty asdf.

aww fuck is asdf he gonna beat my ass for me calling him a gay cunt.

by boo-99 May 12, 2021