Applesause

Ruining a apple product -ipad,iphone etc

"that dude just turned his Ipad into applesause"

by Bender! October 17, 2014

applesauce

THE BEST FUCKING SAUCE TO EXIST

if you don’t like applesauce then we can’t be friends

by iamcookiemonster May 13, 2020

chinese applesauce

Shitty noodles

Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce

by mudkip124 February 10, 2014

applecart

an extremely stupid, or foolish person.

Look at Jeff! He is such a friggin Applecart!

by Ed the head June 30, 2005

alabama applesauce

When a man and his friend cut open their sisters head and have sex with it using her blood as lube, then they get some applesauce and dump it into the wound and eat it

Me and Mike gave my sister an alabama applesauce

by Captain chucklefuckle September 12, 2017

oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020

crisscross applesauce

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce

Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.

by Chad Baker May 12, 2004