Apos

Stands for "annoying piece of shit"

you are a mother fucking apos, ye bastard!!

by Wutang 11 October 27, 2004

apotemnphile

An apotemnphile person is someone who gets horny by the thought of losing a body part.

Girlfriend: do you want me to blow you?
Apotemnphile boyfriend: no, i want you to cut of my leg!

by Håkon September 7, 2006

Apostrophreak

What our teacher does when we use apostrophes incorrectly!!

You guys are making me apostrophreak!!

by Apostrophreak March 3, 2021

aportement

v. the act of wearing

1. Your aportement of those pants are stunning.
2. I envied her easy apportement of the dress.

by calista July 9, 2005

Apoustics

The properties of the space around a toilet (be it a public restroom stall or personal bathroom) to reduce or amplify sounds or smells that are innately related to the acts that take place upon it.

Crestfallen by the poor apoustics of the campsite portapotty, I proceeded to take a dump accompanied by a rock concert of rectal noises and vapors of my own excrement.

by StirlingMortlock May 19, 2010

Apothemgitirately

Apothemgiterately is the apotheosis of truth and actuality, the highest form of seriousness and being literal. It is a combination of the words apotheosis, legitimate, and literately. Seeing as these words by themselves are often used to describe actuallity but then also used firugatively, the combination of them disambiguates the possiblity of misunderstanding and presents a new idea of the ultimate reality; apotheosis of truth and actuality. An even higher actuality than legiterately.

I apothemgitirately promise you that I did not steal the money.

He is being apothemgitirate when he speaks about his feelings towards sports.

by ProSatu14 June 10, 2013

apastalypse

Like an apocalypse, except it's all about pasta.

"Wow, did you see what that kid has been bringing for lunch? Yesterday it was fettuccine Alfredo, today it's lasagna; if she brings spaghetti tomorrow, she'll trigger the apastalypse!"

by twistedmynd September 10, 2014