apocalownage

Ownage of apocalyptic proportions.

Person A: OMG that huge fucking meteor's gonna pwn the earth!
Person B: Ya dude gonna be total apocalownage.
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Person A: So how'd you do on that exam?
Person B: I raped it man, was epic apocalownage!

by Planeswalker_ April 12, 2009

signs of the apocalypse

The Fart Of An Elder

"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.

by alex phelan May 15, 2006

Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Pussy Apocalypse

Whenever you see such a fine pussy that you know something is cumming to an end.

Did you see that pussy? This has to be a pussy apocalypse.

by Big ass tities October 30, 2011

apocalumnus

(pl. apocalumni)

A member of the graduating class of 2012, named for the Mayans' alleged prediction the world will end that year.

"Dude, you think the economy will recover in time for the apocalumni to get good jobs?"

"I don't know. Glad I graduated 5 years ago. It's gonna be tough being an apocalumnus."

by obscuravirtus August 11, 2009

Apocalyptologest

A scientist who theorizes about things of apocalyptic proportions. Usually said theories make little or no sense and are a figment of the imagination of the Apocalyptologest.

Zayd the Apocalyptologest: "I predict that the world will end from a zombie apocalypse in 2012 because my shit was unnaturally big today!"

by The Sand Niglet May 8, 2011