Amsterdam slam

The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.

GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.

by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013

amsterdaming

Smoking pot and engaging in sex with a prostitute.

Yeah, just went Amsterdaming, dude.

by Redguard October 12, 2015

Amsterdam Sundae

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it

“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”

by Silver haze November 19, 2017

Amsterdam pancake

You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff

Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake

by Kemostar June 9, 2018

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Amsterdam Sampler

The act of chasing 4 robogels (60mg DXM HBr) with half a bottle of delsym (444mg DXM Polistirex). The greatest functional social buzz of all time. Do this before work for a wonderful day.

Michael J. Foxx: I TOOK AN AMSTERDAM SAMPLER AND I FEEL LIKE A SPRING WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO JUMP

by Mega Röv Bög June 21, 2019

Amsterdam Dip

Freshly squeezed Brandi with French fries

I’ll have ....one Amsterdam dip please

by Sej August 22, 2019