aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd

the terrible pronunciation and spelling of "allaho eekhbear", oh no wait, it's "allaha akhbarr", dammit i don't know!

I don't know how to sayy aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd!!!!!

by sqreemwithme May 2, 2018

aloha press

A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.

I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.

by gustavoalt June 30, 2018

Alohamora

Used often by Hermione Granger, it is a spell to unlock heavy doors, regardless of the lock - of course unless there is already a charm set on the said door - or weight.

Ron: oh no, the door is locked!
Hermione: oh, move over! Alohamora!
*door unlocks and opens*

by TinyNova November 18, 2020

Amogalypse

It’s been so long since the amogus has taken over. It’s the amogus apocalypse but we call it the amogalypse. The cities have been destroyed and the last survivors are being labeled “SUS” in which they could never stop saying “amogus” I want to get out of here. But it i get ejected then i will roam space alive forever. I need help PLEASE. THEY WONT STOP FEEDING ME AMOGUS FOOD. HELP

Amogalypse took the world by storm, and then ruined it

by this username sucks September 13, 2021

Amshar

a loving person, an open minded person and never bother others, an honest and loyal person. a patient & easy to entertain person

Amshar

by Kamil8787 November 23, 2021

Alohaphobia

The fear/phobia of being randomly greeted by a person with the word "Aloha".

"aloha!"
*screams*
"oh sorry i didn't realise you have alohaphobia"

by enhancedrock January 4, 2023

Liquid Aloha

Hawaiian Jizz. Traditionally guava or pineapple flavored.

-"We're you hanging out with Lani last night bro?"
-"Hell yeah dude, I gave that bitch some liquid aloha."

by vroller May 21, 2016