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An American is an uneducated, superficial, narcissistic person who lives in a country without culture or history, the United States of America. He is convinced that his country is the best, to be recognised by an exaggerated patriotistic attitude and strong protectonistic action. Furthermore, Americans are very violent, recognisable by the size and number of military missions abroad, and a high level of weapons possession at home.
What is he doing ? What an idiot he is ! Must be an American !
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1) A resident of the American continents.
2) Connotation of someone from the United States.

A stereotypical American unlike me, is overweight not very intellectual and hated because of a stuck up attitude.
We do not see the appeal in using words such as: yank, bigot, and football (soccer). A stereotypical American believes that America in everyway is superior to any other country.
1) Someone from Brazil is American.
2) An American is to the world as New Jersey is to America.

For an example of a stereotypical American watch the show Diner's, Drive-In's, & Dives.
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I swear that all these people who say they are British are actually American
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A person from from the United States because ppl from canada are canadians, ppl from mexico are mexicans and so on and so forth. A country that freed itself from the British with only the French for support, and fended them off again in 1812. We currently are the custodians of the Dollar, a universal currency that is legal tender in 94 countries and the European Union. Has the best, non-pussy form of football instead of futbol with foot fairies prancing around the field. Invented the bifocal, lightbulb, car, airplane, nuclear submarine, nuke, ICBM, Gatling Gun, Stealth Bomber, and the Bourbon. God bless America and God F*ck the Jersey Shore.
Brit: Blimey! Look at the Americans wounded and killed in WWII, we owe them a debt of gratitude for bailing our arses out!

Nazi: The Americans blew up my house, killed our leadership and nuked our little Jap friends. We'd better surrender to them before the demonic, satanist, communists come and eat our babies and rape our children, beat baby seals, fund global terrorism, and give puppies to a Korean restaurant.

Brit: Bloody good idea chap! Im gonna go give my 4 year old a beer.
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Is a person who lives in a country under Canada called The United States of America. The Americans in the north side of the United States call themselves Yankees and hate the Americans in the south who they call Rednecks. You can see an American who is of any background or ethnicity, but the whites are the main. The white Americans blame African-Americans for their stolen watermelon and for KFC branches running out of fried chicken.

RULES FOR ENCOUNTERING AN AMERICAN:
Don't say anything about a 9/11 or they will cry and slap you.

Always say you hate Arabs, they will always accept you.
And always look white.

Americans are good people, they just hate people who are not "free" although the unfree people cannot help it.
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Screwed before they even try to start conversation with someone else from another country because of all of the hatred; not even provided a chance to debunk the stereotypes.
American visitor: "Excuse me, sir?"

British native: "Shut up, you fat, stupid American!! Nobody cares; World War II ended over sixty years ago!!!"

American visitor: "I was going to ask you the time... T_T"
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