Almost

Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Altoona

A small town in Western Pennsylvania. Sometimes referred to as "the ghetto Baltimore" or "Mullettown, Arizona." The town is full of rednecks, whiggers, druggies, drunkies, bad food, pregnant teens, terrible drivers, complete dumbasses, and snow. Almost all white people, hardly any black people, Asians, or gingers. The birthplace of Sheetz, the gas station/conveniance store. Most Altoonians live on Sheetz MTO (Made-To-Order) food because it's the most delicious food on the planet. In Altoona, there are more churches than Jerusalem. The Altoona Area School District runs the town's local schools, AAJHS (Altoona Area Junior High School) and AAHS (Altoona Area High School.) Basically, they are run like boot camps and security is up the wall. Altoona is also known for it's trains, the train station being Altoona's main origin. Altoona has many hills, and if you are lazy or physically unfit, you should not attempt to move up here. Also, in the winter, it is very cold (temperatures reaching to the early 20's in the daytime) and has been known to aquire many feet of snow per year, although the schools run by the fatheads at the school district force students to come in anyway. There is nothing for the younger generation (teenagers) to do, rather than go to little kiddie parks like Del Grosso's, go ice skating at Galactic Ice, and go hunting/fishing/etc. Drug, crime, and obesity rates are skyrocketing. Do not move to Altoona, it is a terrible mistake. Trust me, I know.

Girl 1: Hey, you're new, right? Where did you move from?

Girl 2: Baltimore City, Mayland. My family moved up here to Altoona to get away from the city life. We heard it's really cool up here.

Girl 1: AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

by MyGoodnightInAshes March 14, 2011

East Palo Alto

Da town, small town cemetary, a place in the Bay Area

Ima bout to go to East Palo Alto!

by 650 April 22, 2006

Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.

Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

by LookAtMeNoooow January 8, 2012

Palo Alto

Spanish "Tall Tree", a city in Western California by San Francisco. Palo Alto is home to many intelligent and not always, rich people. Palo Alto is home to Stanford University and many multi-million dollar computer companies. Palo Alto is bahsed by po folks who are fucking jealous of it.

I don't live in Palo Alto, but I sure would like to.

by Yucca Plant September 23, 2005

altis life

Altis Life is a cringe RP game mode on Arma 3 that fat kids play when they want to be a squeaky police officer and are insecure about their current state IRL.

I play Altis Life because I have no IRL friends and think being good a video game makes me cool

by Jay Feare September 3, 2017

Altona

An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but

A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad

by He's the boxman September 16, 2006