Albanian Firebreather

The act of drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce and vomiting it onto your partner's chest. Proceed to use the mix as lube.

I gave her a nasty Albanian Firebreather.

by Jimmy Juicebox July 11, 2014

Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.

Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.

by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016

Albanian suckerpunch

During sex, a man punches his partner in the neck, making her mouth open up, and then he gets a bj.

Penis! wow! albanian suckerpunch

by jdashasf May 24, 2011

albanian glory hole

A hole found on every street with an alpacas asshole on the other side. Used for a "good time" in albania

Dang Alban you destroyed that Albanian glory hole

by Meatballsub4 April 8, 2017

Albanian flag

Serbia will win in brussels

"The Albanian flag has the frickin nigga eagle

by Stefan pejcinovic March 8, 2019

going albanian

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck

..............

Find a hot chick in the bar, find out she is shemale.. Fuck it bor im going albanian on that ass,

by Enanav848586 October 16, 2013

albanian pumphandle

Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect

hookers in amsterdam charge extra if you want an albanian pumphandle

by yuyup the eblivarator January 1, 2012