Spicy alaskan

When you fill a condom with water and freeze It then insert it into the woman's ass and dip your dick in Siracha and fuck her

Did you guys fuck

Yeah I gave her the spicy Alaskan

by Mich46 November 11, 2015

Alaskan Pipe Warmer

Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.

Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!

Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!

She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.

by richEK January 16, 2011

alaskan goggles

The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.

Michael loves the Alaskan Goggles

by boobie1022 November 30, 2013

Alaskan Porn

Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.

Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn?

Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014

alaskan fireman

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.

I just gave that bitch an alaskan fireman, and now she has 3rd degree burns!

by LOLNOU February 1, 2008

alaskan ski pole

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

by Sean Payton May 13, 2008

alaskan houdini

when you are fucking a girl form behind while she is facing a window you stop fucking her. then your friend takes over and she thinks you are still fucking her. You go outside and go to the window and yell surprise!

OMG I was startled when tom pulled an alaskan houdini on me.

by p8ntballer mike April 3, 2009