Alan

A gay stripper who will always "cum" in the back with you.

Yea I met up with my friend Alan

by A Better God March 8, 2022

Alan

Really okay dude, usually only friends with him because of his sister, quite annoying, and Taiwanese.

Alan is fucking gay

by Ur Mumma The First March 10, 2019

Alan

Cute,nice

I think I’m in love with this boy named Alan because he’s so cute an nice

by Angielopez:) September 22, 2018

Alan

A breeze; after Alan Breeze, a singer with the Billy Cotton Band.

There's a nice Alan today.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Alan

Alternative name for cigarette developed by a group of friends at the Big Chill. Originally put in place to replace the word Haine.

Mate you fancy an Alan?

Yeah sure, can you set me a light for my Alan..

by Gilbo1 August 15, 2010

Alan

Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.

Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.

by F-wordsayer69 September 9, 2019

Alan

This person is really cool and is the hottest man alive. Please go and be his friend because a Alan is pog. He is super cool

Bill: Are you Alan?
Alan: Yes
Bill: You are automatically cool

by October 21, 2020