alabaster retard

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh

Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

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alabama rules chess

A variation of regular chess wherein whomever uses the white pieces win because they gang up on the black pieces, just like Alabama.

John: Dude, I hate playing chess with you. You only play Alabama rules chess and you never let me be the white pieces.
Dave: My pieces don't take kindly to your pieces 'round here, boy.

by Drupt May 7, 2007

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Alabama Lawnmower

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style with his family member, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.

Sheila had rugburn on her face after I performed a Alabama Lawnmower on her.

by Fachi07 March 6, 2019

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Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet home Alabama means loving to fuck your family, as an example of these people: Javier scalleta

Sweet home Alabama can be used when you tell someone they love fucking their family

by Imega June 25, 2019

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A retirement plan, of sorts, where an individual makes a bogus back injury claim and files for unemployment, social security, and/or insurance payments. This is a steady source of income for many dirtbags living in Alabama and Mississippi.

Mama, I'll be gettin' my own double wide 'cause my check's in the mail!--Alabama 401K in action!

by Gary Vitalis February 12, 2007

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