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West Africa 

Region made up of 17 countries that includes....Benin, Burkina Faso, Cape Verde, Côte D'Ivoire, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Liberia, Mali, Mauritania, Niger, Nigeria, Saint Helena, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Togo. Nigeria is NOT the only country there, it may be the biggest and most known but it’s not the only country in that region
Random: I’ll give you $10 if you can guess 5 west African countries

Abuke: um.........Nigeria
Random:I’ll just keep my money🤦🏽 ♀️
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Map of Africa

A game played by standing in a line with your mates and pissing yourself. Whoever has the piss stain that looks closest to the continent of Africa wins!
They just got done with a round of Map of Africa. I just Map of Africa'd on myself.
Map of Africa by krugball May 12, 2016

starving kids in Africa 

Phrase used by Catholic priests or nuns to guilt parochial students into eating vegetables that are good for them or donating money to yet another Catholic charity.
Example 1:

Sr. Mary: Eat your brussels sprouts, Susie.

Susie: But, I don't like them, sister. They're yucky!

Sr. Mary: I can't believe you are wasting food. Why, there are starving kids in Africa who would give anything to have those brussel sprouts. So, you eat them, you hear? They're part of God's bountiful harvest.

Susie: (Looking guilty) Yes, sister.

Example 2:

Sr. Mary: (To class) As part of our Lenten service project, I am asking that each of you donate your lunch money today to the Feed the Children organization. In return, you will receive one cracker and a bowl of watered-down chicken broth for lunch - just like the starving kids in Africa eat every day.

Susie: (Looking longingly at her lunch money) Yes, sister.

South Africa 

A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes
South Africa by Jagter October 18, 2022

starving children in africa

A way to make people realize their situation is not as important as they think, or would like to think. Especially handy when dealing with math teachers.
Mrs Garrison: you haven't turned in your math homework!
Student: There are starving children in Africa!
Mrs Garrison: That is so true...wow, that really lets me see my life through another perspective. I give you an A!
Student: Thank you, starving children in Africa!

starving kids in Africa 

The reason why every person in developed countries should be happy.
Unhappy person: I just got fired from my job, my wife wants a divorce, I can't pay my bills and my kids think I'm a complete failure.

Happy person: Cheer up, there are starving kids in Africa!

New South Africa

Much like the Old South Africa, but with more AIDS, murder, child rape, theft, corruption, poverty, derelict buildings, and misery.
The New South Africa Rules!

Jacob Zuma says: Avoid rape, say yes!
New South Africa by Patrick Kerry December 7, 2006