axe

verb:
to make a request or to call on for an answer

Say cuz, let me axe you something.

by Slick T September 02, 2005

Axe

Any musical instrument but usually a saxphone.

- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.

-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?

The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.

by William Warney April 05, 2011

axed

To play a guitar or "axe"

The man has axed out some of the most amazing tunes I've ever herd

by Micks September 09, 2003

axe bunny

Similar to a "Badge Bunny", meaning that the woman (or man) only is attracted to firefighters due to the fact that they are firefighters.

"Why does your girlfriend always hang out at the station?"
"Total axe bunny dude."

by Wouldn't ya like to know... December 31, 2009

axe up

To not shower; instead use axe to freshen up.

(just ran 5 miles)
john: Hey man you gonna shower?
stinkbutt williams: No man, ill just axe up
john: That's nasty man

by StinkbuttWilliams October 04, 2012

Axe of Capitalism

A very powerful weapon used by the cloak.

And that's what you get. You get my axe of capitalism, right in your face.

by MrNarwhal101 August 22, 2010

Axe Baby

Anyone (child, teen, adult) thoroughly steeped in the culture of AXE body spray. Can be used as an insult when someone is acting overly Bro, suggesting they were deprived of oxygen and instead breathed AXE at birth. Children born to Bro parents automatically qualify whether or not they drink Mountain Dew.

By 2050, the number of Axe Babies in the United States will triple, due to the sexual maturation of the first Bro generation of the early 2000's.

The Axe Baby dreamed of seeing Nickelback in concert, after hearing stories from his parents about how rad and hella sweet their shows were.

The brand new Axe Baby was swathed not in a powder pink jumper, but a bubblegum polo and tanker's hat.

Brad, stop watching WWE, you're acting like an Axe Baby.

by Purple Sox April 30, 2010