auto shotgun

the noob cannon in counter strike

you fag, u love the noob cannon dont you

by mr. counter strike January 7, 2004

auto-Darwinize

To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.

"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."

by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008

Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.

Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.

by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008

Auto-Vibe

When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.

“Hey do you know Mimi?”
“Yeah! We auto-vibed when we first met.”

by isamniia February 28, 2020

Auto-Bob

Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl

As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep

by blckblt6 May 17, 2004

Auto Pipe

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.

"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."

by Mockypoo September 16, 2017

auto-mourn

The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.

Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.

by Captain Negative July 20, 2017