dumb as dog shit

Unintelligent. Stupid.

She is dumb as dog shit.

by jonathad April 1, 2010

Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 23, 2010

slippery as goose shit

wicked slippery

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.

by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008

boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016

Shit As Fuck

Used to describe the state of something, whether as how it looks or otherwise.

"Hey mate, hows your computer?"
"Yeah not bad, looks shit as fuck with the wires and stuff though"
"Fair enough"
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"Can you believe him?"
"Damn, that's shit as fuck."

by claw106 November 7, 2018

Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as

Term of affection about a third party

I love her so much I'd use her shit as toothpaste

by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018