apolojizz

The cum that comes from make up sex

and then I apolojizzed all over her face last night after we argued.

by Fuckin Tim September 25, 2008

Romas Apologist

Anyone who is blindly devoted to the views held by David Romas and his very narrow and copyright violating
"school" of "Magnum P.I." fandom.

Universal is releasing Magnum on DVD, but he refuses to believe it because he's a Romas Apologist.

by A Joe August 7, 2004

apologist

One who practises the art of making excuses for things they know to be wrong. From the word "appal", "appalling".

Christian apologists say that slavery is morally justifiable because the Bible says slavery is acceptable.

by CJ Dennis September 1, 2020

Apolojizz

1. When you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her, she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her.

2. An apology you don't want.

1. Guy: "I am really sorry Elise..."
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
hug."
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"

2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with him...you are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.

by Charlise November 2, 2007

Pologize

(V.) Something that is too late to be done.

She said she was sorry, but she was pologized.

by Grahame C. August 23, 2019

Beta Cuck Apologist

When you are acting like a dog with its tail between his legs. Apologizing for everything you do whether you’re in the wrong or not.

Travis is a beta cuck apologist for saying he’s sorry for getting his hair cut and not being home when his girlfriend came home early from work.

by LootBoiSupreme July 9, 2018

APOLOLIE

A mix between apology and lie. Particularly true when people are late. They always give you excuses that are often made up on their way, excuses that suit for an apology.

"I'll see you to-morrow at 6 at the "Land Oak", the 1st real date I have I'll be early to clear my throat... 6:20 then 30, 2 pints and a whisky and I see no one til 40 with an apololie that goes like this : "Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a traffic jam...."

by DIDJË August 14, 2008