Alcoholic

Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.

"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.

by Hebb December 21, 2009

alcoholify

To incorporate alcohol into something non-alcoholic.

I'm going to alcoholify my Dr. Pepper.

by Vlad2cu March 14, 2006

alcophiliac

One that enjoys the consumption and effects of grandiose amounts of alcohol, but still leads a successful, functional, and happy life, and does not exhibit the dependant characteristics of an alcoholic.

Cecile can outdrink all her friends, and loves the taste of alcohol. She is frequently found partying her ass off while wasted, but knows when to stay sober and get down to business. She is an alcophiliac.

by Amandine foooooooooooood October 30, 2006

alcohobo

A homeless person willing to supply minors with alcohol for money. Usually grounded to a certain city, often riding a bicycle that carries his or her belongings.

"Who's getting the drink for the party?"
"I paid that alcohobo to do it."

by flipngo4 February 13, 2007

Alcohoe

The propensity for a woman to become loose with the liberal application of alcohol.

Look at that Alcohoe, she's throwing her name away.
Steve, you still dating Alice? No way dude, that chicks an alcohoe.
I don't like sports bars, full of jocks and alcohoes.

by Philgrae January 16, 2009

alcoconscious

A state between consciousness and subconsciousness/unconsciousness induced by excessive consumption of alcohol.

I must have made out with him alcoconsciously.

by neilalexander September 18, 2009

Alcotarian

The voluntary abstinence of all other forms of nutrients other than alcohol. It is a dietary choice that emphasizes drunkeness over nutrition. It is by no means a long term lifestyle, but can be quite useful in one-off applications.

Q: "Hey aren't you going to have anything for dinner tonight other than booze?"
A: "No that's ok, I am an Alcotarian"

Man I just realized that all I had to eat yesterday was a bagel, I am becoming and Alcotarian

Person 1: "Would you like some Iced Tea?
Person 2: "Is it from Long Island?"
Person 1: "No its domestic.."
Person 2: "No that's ok, Im an Alcotarian"

by MikeBabyLion December 16, 2009