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Cigarette-walk-away

As in you could walk there in the time it takes you to smoke one cigarette. Some cigarettes take longer to smoke than others, and it also depends on the smokers consumptive velocity. One also has to factor in how fast one walks. However, a cigarette should take from 4-7 minutes in most instances.
Alex lives a cigarette-walk-away from school.
by Smokr November 11, 2009
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One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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Sobble Just Ran Away

Sobble Just Ran Away is a beloved fantasy drama movie that was released on December 23rd, 2021.
Person1 : I love Sobble Just Ran Away
Person 2: Oh man same
by HelloThere1667 February 7, 2022
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Put yourself away!

I'm not talking to you, so put yourself away!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 25, 2022
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chocks away

term used by british pilots in ww2 to indicate that they were ready to take off and therefore required that the blocks placed in front of the planes wheels be removed so the plane can take off... the blocks were placed there origionaly to stop the plane from rolling away. said with a stiff old fasioned british accent (don't go thinking that all british people speak in a "posh" british accent u arrogant americans.
chocks away old boy, got to go and beat jerry so we can all be home before christmas!
by David Rees November 23, 2003
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How to get away with murder

You're planning something aren't you?
If you're going to look up how to get away with murder then you really need help
by swag_rabbit69 May 24, 2017
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there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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