advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.
Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.
by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014
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Advertising

I know that is bogus and wrong
But, I'm sure that is bogus and wrong
It does not matter it's bogus and wrong...
Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
I know for a fact that Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
There is no doubt that Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
I am Not advertising.
by Gamma Rays March 5, 2022
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Advertisements

A word used to describe a usually short (~5-10 seconds) video that generally annoys people. The reason for the existence of AdBlocks.
These advertisements are so f**king annoying!
by GarbageMan the 4th October 10, 2022
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advertisements

a sex position where the penis is tucked between the partner's breasts, where orgasm is achieve either by thrusting upwards or rubbing the beasts alongside the shaft
you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits
by KateHanami March 12, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>I DI Not Know Credits Cards Are Advertised And Marketed Towards rapists<.7.9.7.6.>
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Abortion Advertisement

When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.
When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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