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acronym for "nigga}"
Tyrone: You know what nigga stands for, right?
CJ: Naw.
Tyrone: Never ignorant getting goals accomplished, my nigga.
by dat_booty_tho October 25, 2015
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masturbatory accoutrements

A pretentious expression used to describe one's personal collection of items used to enhance masturbation. (Dirty magazines, dildoes, lubricant etc.)

A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.
Once I've retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, I shall commence with the jerking of my jizzer.

We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.

All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.
by dumbslut August 10, 2006
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Accountant

Someone whos obviously making more than you
Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience
by Mr. Mofo September 29, 2005
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egg account

An account commonly used to fulfill a single purpose, like to troll, and then quickly abandoned for the sake an anonymity.
I hate getting messages from egg accounts, they're so annoying.
by thisoneguyionceknew December 25, 2015
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accostitute

verb: To be verbally or physically attacked/abused by a prostitute.

Other forms: accostituting, accostituted
Holy shit, my five-year-old just got accostituted at Walgreens when he was buying some sour gummy worms!
or:
I'll talk to you in a bit, I'm accostituting some bitch who won't gimme a damn toothpick.
by kjpriest April 5, 2010
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According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"

"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"

"Wanna hear it?"

"N-"

" According to all know laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"
by Teiven December 8, 2020
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Accordion hands

A type of hand gesture frequently used by trump in which he prepares to tell a lie by playing "air accordion", thus "accordion hands".
The faster trump's "accordion hands" move, the more preposterous the lie he's about to tell!
by lexydelic June 23, 2020
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