Asstinence

When a girl will only have anal sex because it "doesn't count"

"That bitch Bernice is practicing asstinence so I gave her a donkey punch."

by DallasSallad May 8, 2015

asstinence

When someone will only have anal.

Susan practices asstinence to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

by Urrealname June 12, 2018

dabstinence

to refrain from dabbing

I had never dabbed before because I was saving it for a very special day. I fought the urges. I was practicing dabstinence.

by dundermifflinrq November 30, 2016

Abstinine

anything so stupid and/or crazy the object or situation must have been created void of thought while drunk on absinthe.

When Betsy hang glided stoned on barbiturates and alcohol her landing upside down in the 3rd floor of the police station was abstinine.

by Beavmetal December 1, 2021

abstinance

the fear of sex

guy: lets have sex
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia

by rollingstoner69 October 9, 2010

gabstinence

A long period of time without talking to someone either by happenstance or on purpose.

Man, my broseph and I used to talk everyday, but ever since he moved away were going through a period of gabstinence.

by J-Cats October 21, 2011

Appstinence

One who abstains from purchasing Applications (or "apps") for their phone.

Man #1: What, you don't have Fruit Ninja? Or that app that makes lightsaber noises?

Man#2: Nope. I practice appstinence.

by Hikash August 1, 2012