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cancer

A disease that kills people. There is a known cure for cancer, but the the drug companys don't really want the public to know that, because they will lose money from the people who buy thier products.
The only reason the media says there is no cure for cancer, because if there was, nobody would buy medicine, and the drug companys can't let that happen because it's all about the money$money$money.

The cure for cancer is simple. Just crack open the pit of an apricot, plumb, or any kind of fruit like that, and eat the seeds. Do this everyday to pervent cancer. If you already have cancer, you should eat around 8 apricot seeds everyday to cure it. People have been doing this for years to cure cancer. The reason alot of people don't hear about this, is becuase if you did, you wouldn't have to buy medicine, and therefore, the drug companies would go bankrupt.

Don't waste your time putting unnatural chemicals into your body, when you can do it the natural, and more accurate way.
by Sid-- April 23, 2006
mugGet the cancermug.

Cancer

When a female is nothing but bad for you and your soul, your only choice is to cut her out and heal the wound before she consumes you and eats away at your goodness!
Dude Johnny get away from her she is cancer to your soul.
by Johnnyg724 May 13, 2016
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cancer

who the hell looks up cancer in the urban dictionary?
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, just looking up cancer on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?
by loweezy December 15, 2014
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Cancer

Cancer is sign! And if you see a Cancer then you defenatially should keep them because they are really nice and caring and they protect their friends no matter what.But sometimed they can be kinda mean and cry over little thing.
OMG is that a Cancer??
Yes!And dont mess with their friends because you will end up bloody!
by kana1234 December 17, 2020
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Cancer

A diesease caused when one of your cells goes rogue and starts valueing its life over yours. So they kill you in an attept of survival.
Cancer
by MrMrMemeyGuy August 21, 2017
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Cancer

a very effecient way to kill of a character in a movie or book.
Example used, "The Kissing Booth" Killing off Ellies mom with said "Cancer"
by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018
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Cancer

Dumbass cell that got too big
Zodiac signs aren't real. Grow up bitch.
"Did you hear that Joe got cancer?"
"Haha lmao"
by Isvinf January 24, 2022
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