Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.
I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..
by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017
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Clarkston Blinker

A fully-functional Blinker on a modern day automobile, however it is never utilized. Something about Clarkston, WA, perhaps the water or some kind of aura of stupidity.
That bitch used her Clarkston Blinker to make that turn, how thoughtful.
by OdiNxCore June 18, 2021
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Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.
That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!
by Whipnwhap! December 12, 2009
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Da Blinkers

Noun: When someone leaves a fat load underneath your pillow.
Sam: “Martín, did you find my present for you?”
Martín: “Da blinkers?!”
Sam: “Yeah man I busted one to your Mom!”
by Room107DaBois April 18, 2021
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jesus blinker

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egg blinker

Grab your dab pen take four 4second hits but spaces them out by 2 seconds & hold all of them for eight seconds
by grimorium June 17, 2024
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Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.
“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying
by FezTheFather May 17, 2025
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