by Jimmyjohnjohnson December 03, 2019
The act of giving a wedgie from the front and the rear at the exact same time. Usually and most effectively applied by two people to one person. (Underpants usually ripped upon application of the Melvin.
That melvin we just gave Luke must have ripped his balls, taint, and his asshole, not to mention his tighty whities.
by i_TheTerrible October 26, 2016
by Nasty Bastige August 14, 2007
The most annoying motherfucker in the world. He is a total noob at COD. He thinks he can compare to an Andrew, but then the Andrew gives him a bloody nose.
by swagggod August 08, 2015
An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.
Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital
TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
by Mama turtle January 28, 2021
A man who grew up in surrey and went to LA Mathesen. Does paradise of surrey jacks and is funny.
Some things Melvin says is YoOoOoOoOoOoOoO, thass crazzyyyy, ima call my cuzins on uu
Some things Melvin says is YoOoOoOoOoOoOoO, thass crazzyyyy, ima call my cuzins on uu
Melvin Medici Wanna ditch and go to bear creeek
Ima call my cuzins on uuuuu
This guy don’t know YoooOoOoo
Ima call my cuzins on uuuuu
This guy don’t know YoooOoOoo
by Surreykid January 09, 2019
The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.
Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.
by Keegan O'Brien July 01, 2008