lag

The most common reason why people call others fags and gays on call of duty and halo and other online games, mainly because they think someone is hacking them, and giving them lagspikes, or just that they suck ballz and use it as an excuse so they dont look like they suck at the game.

player 1: dude omg wtf quit hacking and making me lag!!!
player 2: stfu and learn to play n00b

by som3username April 14, 2011

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 22, 2005

lag

Aproximatly 1half to three hours after smoking marijuana lag sets in. I.Q. drops 50 points, food and a nap are inevitable

(1 hour after gettin high) "Man ....I feel pretty lagged man..." "Yeah I got the lag too"

by Crackrock April 07, 2003

Lags

(n) 1. Short for Lagason; 2. Pet name for Brian Lagason, the first Grand Champion of GMA 7's Digital LG Quiz; 3. Genius; 4. Talent, talented

"Geez, he actually won Php 1.3 Million pesos? He's really a lags."

by bebangers February 07, 2005

car lag

The tiring effects of travelling a long distance in a motor vehicle. Similar to jet lag.

Wow, that was a really long flight. I think I have jet lag.

Yeah, well I have car lag from having to pick you up from the airport!

by killeagh May 26, 2010

Lag monster

A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets

Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...

by Homoriffic December 10, 2006

Lazy lag

The disruption in the circadian rhythm that stems from doing nothing because of extended isolation and social distancing. This causes a distortion in the body's ability to adapt to its usual schedule.

Yinka: why are you still up at 2am
Jibs: I'm lazy lagged

by Yakesbaba April 07, 2020