eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 21, 2004

suck a dick bitch

When you ask a girl nicely to suck your dick.

A reply that is used when someone offends you.

Hey you bitch! Suck a dick bitch!

Suck an alien dick bitch!

Suck my dick, you stupid bitch!

by SAADB July 4, 2014

dick in a dick

One man inserting his penis into another man's peehole.

The holy grail of creepy internet porn.

dick in a dick...someday perhaps I will find it...

by abw123 February 22, 2009

suck-a-dick

an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)

1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"

by Brad Sackmann March 7, 2008

chick with a dick

What I am. I have breasts and a penis-vagina. It's easy to get my gender confused. I just explain to people I'm both.

I'm a chick with a dick and I'm not ashamed.

by Salvatore H. Vitale April 16, 2008

Suck a dick

When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

by TV CAR March 6, 2010

eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

by Stacky August 27, 2003