68th base

While eating Fruit salad, you must ACCIDENTAllY spill it all over your pants. You then go on to gain a boner. You watch porn but suddenly get sucked into computer and set back to the year 1969. Proceed to have sex with every single baseball player on the New York Mets of this year. Once this done, sacrifice one player of your choice and summon Posiden God of the sea. Have sex with Posiden and then ask him to send you back to the present time. Take the original spill fruit salad, spill it again but still ACCIDENTATLY onto your pants and resume the entire process once again. Once these steps are completed 68 times, you have reached 68th base.

Man 1: "Dude I reached 68th base last night!"

Man 2: "Really? But wasn't Posiden pissed?

by Dogs? March 9, 2010

!2#4%6&8(0

when you bored af

i am bored so i searched !2#4%6&8(0.

by im bored=9256 May 28, 2018

2,680 miles

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019

6.8

Gamespot's original score for Shenmue, which later became an in-joke on forums such as Gaming-Age.

On a scale of 1-10, I give this post a 6.8

by FoneBone January 13, 2004

68ing

When to people are preforming oral sex on each other during time of recession often caused by a weak economy

Emma-Everyone now a days is affected by the recession.

Sally-yeah ,how so?

Emma-last night Jonah and I were only 68ing

by maxwellmurder January 9, 2010

6'8

When a smaller person under the height of 6 foot 8 is annoying the hell out of you, you threaten them that you have a "friend" who is 6"8 and would "take care" of them in a heartbeat. The smaller person is usually instantly taken back and intiminated by that statement, they tend to leave you alone forever and posses a new found fear of you.

Beth ( has the "friend" ) - Awww what a delighting day out! Its such a wonderful day to be alive up in here.

Kyle (under 6'8)- Your so wierd. Your so strange.Buy me some gum!!!!

Beth- You want me to call my "friend" Jay!??? He's a 6'8!!!!!!!

Kyle- Woah woah hey now thats not necessary! ( shudders and instantly runs away )

Beth- Yeah thats what I thought!!! Now dont come back now you hear!!!!! You dont want to mess with this!!!!

by ilovemygrandmamuchomucho55 June 24, 2009

the 4-6-8-10

a sexual act where there are 4 locations, 6 positions, 8 continuous hours and at least 10 times of sex.

mfn-"i can't believe we just did the 4-6-8-10."
tb-"it's crazy, i mean, we did it in the kitchen, the bath tub, on the wall and on the stairs."
mfn-"not just that but we did in 6 different positions!"
tb-" but fuck, 8 hours is a long time..."
mfn-"it had to have been at least 10 times."

by Jae S. October 6, 2007