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45 minutes by Captain za October 27, 2023
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1. A historical man-made disaster, that sent humanity’s spiraling backwards into the wrong direction.
2. The antithesis of greatness
2. The antithesis of greatness
Dolt 45
Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.
Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.
The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.
Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:
Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.
His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party
Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.
The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.
Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:
Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.
His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party
Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
Dolt 45 by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
Ox 45
A (fictional) Fine Malt beverage, from the movie Stoned Age. presumably available in 12oz and 16oz cans as well as kegs. A play on Colt 45, Pabst did not allow the beer to be featured in the movie because it encouraged underage drinking.
"Hey man you should come out an party with us tomorrow night, we got a keg of Ox 45 just waitin' to be punctured."
Ox 45 by Michael Hubs February 8, 2010