Courtesy Mute

When you're on a Zoom call and you have to fart, so you mute your mic for a few seconds so nobody hears it.

I was right in the middle of my job interview when I had an uncontrollable urge to toot, so I did a courtesy mute. The best part? I ended up getting the job.

by hamlettypes February 23, 2021

Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

Facepalm Muting

The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar

Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting

Oh damn! That's brutal

by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016

Triple-Muted

When you are on a Zoom call and you are muted and your headphones are also on mute. You talk and no one hears you, so you unmute and still no one hears you. And then when you finally unmute properly you can't get a word in because no one wants to listen to you anyway.

Well that call was a waste of time, I was triple-muted.

by Oliverzip January 26, 2021

love mute

The act of covering your lover's mouth so they don't wake the neighbors due to your furious pounding.

Curteeez: Dude, you got skills. I could hear your woman all the way from across town!
Shmelt: Yeah, I had to love mute her due to repeated noise complaints.

by Darth Cya Later November 8, 2013

Mute Shame

When you're on a videochat but don't feel like talking and others pressure you to turn your mic on

Hey man, don't mute shame me. I don't feel like talking right now.

Aldo, mute shaming

by schobalt April 22, 2020

triple muted

Fruit infused alcoholic beverage

My favorite drink is triple muted

by Rogue Tay August 15, 2020