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A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.
When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.
snarted by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005
To be royally screwed out of something important, or something not so important.
1. "Damn, I've been shasted again!"
Shasted by Matt Devore November 12, 2005

Lets get started, shall we? 

A phrase that can proceed any sentence or set of sentences.
Lets get started, shall we? Today we will learn about the hidden chapter, titled propylactics and their uses.
To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain
I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.
smarted by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008
When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
sharded by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

Sensibly Shafted 

When a site has become unreachable because of too much traffic/excess of bandwidth. Coined at Sensibleerection.com. Related: Farked, Slashdotted.
Dude, the Geocities site got Sensibly Shafted, I can't see it.
Sensibly Shafted by Chop-Logik January 30, 2003