God

A clever old Jewish bastard who gets credit for all the good stuff, but eludes the blame for all the bad shit.

"When the tornado blew our trailer all the way to Pascagoula, thank God none of us was killed." WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FUCKED UP YOUR TRAILER, YOU STUPID CRACKER-ASS BITCH???????????

by Hoze April 23, 2004

God

Some prick.

"In the beginning, God said 'Let there be light!'...and it all went downhill from there.

by MEGslayer May 3, 2010

God

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".

Hey give me money i talk to god!

by Mamao April 4, 2004

God

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is the omnipotent God

by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

God

Shrek

Get out of the gods swamp!

by MLGninja780 November 11, 2018

God

God is a very good deity found in mainly Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

I'm a Christian. I should obey God.

by Eggy543 June 19, 2019

God

A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.

Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!

Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!

by ninaarhowell August 28, 2023