P

common English slang for 'pence', the sub-monetary unit below the pound.
100p = 1 pound

how much was that candy bar?
about 35p

by Tengu August 23, 2005

P-]

pirate (obviously)

notice the eyepatch

you: "hey, what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
me: "P-"

by dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn May 29, 2008

the p²

The p² are Park Patrol, or any other government security guards, who aren't real cops, but get tasers and badges and will kick you out of provincial/national park.

the p² are going to kick us out if we keep shooting these fireworks at sleeping campers!!

by insober December 20, 2004

P

Pure methamphetamine (speed)

"that guy has got a badaz p addiction"

by Panq November 30, 2003

:P

a face used when conversing in im lingo.
commonly referred to as a spitting face, used to demonstrate that you are in fact joking.

i love you :P

by thegamer102 May 17, 2009

:P'

An emoticon showing drooling.

A: Hey, do you like cheesecake?
B: Mmmmm, cheeesecake :P'

by ajvan December 25, 2010

:P

Essentially a face sticking out a tongue. Used in IM conversations to signify that the other person is lame and/or is in a worse situation and liable to be laughed at, but the user doesn't care about him / is unwilling to spend time using 'lol' (because it is commonly overused).

J.M.T.com - Forgot Homework! says: I left my backpack on the freaking bus. ARGH!
ExcaliburDude - NOOOO! CUBS LOST! says: Dude, that's your 'freaking' problem. :P

by boingat January 16, 2005