Tard 

Someone who is annoying, stupid, smells, acts like an asshole, dresses in clothes from the 80's, drives too fast on my road, and tries to jew me down on my yardsale prices.

I am getting so sick and tired of all of these tards in my life. Where in the hell did I put my Tar-Dar?

Tard by NoLKo November 8, 2008

Tard 

A word for people too retarded to spell out retard.

Shut up dumby tard.

Tard by ass March 27, 2003

tard 

short for retard. Also can be used to describe someone who has an obession instead of a life over something! That or could also be used to describe random acts of Stupidity.

Did you just tard out?

Stop being a foodtard and share!

You're such a HaloTard!

tard by Joel Stephenson October 1, 2007

TARD 

Shortened version of RETARD

"Look at that guy taking forever to pull out of the parking space...what a tard

TARD by sunbunny97 October 8, 2008

Tard 

An obnoxious over the top fan of any American Idol contestant.

OMG, the Adam Lambert tards have taken over this thread. I know, I hate Adam Lambert, but I hate his tards even more.

Tard by Verne Troyer the Man October 22, 2009

tard 

tragic animal raping dooshbags

christy bathes in condiments, she's such a tard

tard by katiri chikawika April 13, 2007

tard 

..a person who is acting stupid, or is geekin like no other, or has said sumthing stupid... or is drunk.

tard... *fell down the stairs n hurt his head*
other person:"wonder why we call you tard."

tard by redman January 1, 2004