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Klongot Kumfest

When two separate cars, each being driven by a couple having sex, crash into each other head on at the exact moment of ejaculation. The ejaculating males must also be backed up at least 3 weeks or it doesn't count.
"Bro what'd Levi and Kyle get arrested for?"

"They had a Klongot Kumfest bro."
by ktjones123 March 28, 2024
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julia kukier

Julia is a brilliant and elegant individual of Polish descent, embodying both intelligence and beauty effortlessly. Studies have demonstrated unequivocally her remarkable intellect, surpassing even that of Jack Hemsley.
Julia Kukier- a girl

Julia Kukier is so funny

Julia Kukier is so entertaining
by fb0mb April 22, 2024
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King Kunta

I got a bone to pick
I don't want you monkey mouth motherfuckers sittin' in my throne again
(Aye aye nigga whats happenin' nigga, K Dot back in the hood nigga)
I'm mad (He mad), but I ain't stressin'
True friends, one question

Bitch where you when I was walkin'?
Now I run the game got the whole world talkin', King Kunta
Everybody wanna cut the legs off him, Kunta
Black man taking no losses
Bitch where you when I was walkin'?
Now I run the game, got the whole world talkin', King Kunta
Everybody wanna cut the legs off him

When you got the yams (What's the yams?)
The yam is the power that be
You can smell it when I'm walking down the street
(Oh yes we can, oh yes we can)
I can dig rapping, but a rapper with a ghost writer?
What the fuck happened? (Oh no) I swore I wouldn't tell
But most of y'all share bars, like you got the bottom bunk in a two man cell
(A two man cell)
Something's in the water (Something's in the water)
And if I got a brown nose for some gold then I'd rather be a bum than a motherfuckin' baller
by jaymoticon May 5, 2024
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Ake kuhinja

Ake kuhinja is a video made by the famous youtuber Ake with 117 subscribers. The video has 3 likes and should have negative dislikes.
Person 1: Hey, do you watch Ake kuhinja
Person 2: NO
Person 1: Kill yourself
by meskegoat May 6, 2024
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Good Kush & Alcohol

Future’s release of Lil Wayne’s song: “Bitches Love Me,” otherwise known as “Good Kush and Alcohol”

Both names are derived from each artist’s respective chorus’ lyrics in the song. Lil Wayne’s being: “Long as my Bitches Love Me..” and Future’s being “I got some Good Kush and Alcohol..”
Future: I got some Good Kush & Alcohol..
Lil Wayne: Long as my Bitches Love Me
Lil Wayne: PMWC
by eybp May 14, 2024
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Cameron "kumquat"

Noun

1. An emotionally insecure "kumquat" who can't take anything for face value and instead has to turn it into some sort of personal attack to validate her own insecure emotional response to anything, anybody ever says to her.

2. A teenage female who receives all their "misinformation" from watching her daily TikTok reels or just looking shit up on Urban Dictionary instead of a using a "proper dictionary", which only educated people do.

Verb

1. To spread misinformation because that's what their respective lazy, retarded generation does. (Because it's so much easier to make something up, than to properly educate yourself about something)
That Cameron "Kumquat" really loves spreading non-factual bullshit like the rest of her friends and family!
by The Real Definition-er June 16, 2024
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Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing

From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.

Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
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