Ball Washer

A mouth. A dirty mouth.

Shut your ball washer fat boy.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

roger balls

A mystery man who's always behind strange phone calls.

Guy: Hello, who is this? Phone: ROGER BALLS!

by SadCavernGuy October 17, 2020

ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024

balled

showing your balls to someone in a surprising manner

get balled dipshit

by bignig1234567890 November 4, 2021

Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

no balls

scared to do something someone dared you to do/ being a fucking pussy. or, someone dared you to do something and thinking you wont do it they reply, "no balls"

"i dare you to talk to emma, no balls"

or

"you litterally have no balls bc u wont do my dare fucking ni-"

by i love men big daddy fuck me August 30, 2023

beber balls

The better way to pronounce Tim Biebe's

Can I get some fucking beber balls?

by S.aap December 7, 2021