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Talking Out Your Pussy

The obnoxious feminine response generally induced by men thinking with their dicks.

When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole.
Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days.

Example:
Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married.

Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy.

Medical Diagnosis:
The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic.

Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks.

‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake.

Treatment:
*Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered.

To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.
Dammit Sally, If you keep talking out your pussy I'm going to have to wash your mouth out with cock again.
by Whafer Frisco Guson November 21, 2010
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going from bad to worse
I wouldn't have thought Dubya's foreign policy could get much worse but with the removal of a democratically elected leader* in Haiti it seems to have gone out of the frying pan and into the fire.
by bob March 7, 2004
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out kicked his coverage

Dating or marrying a woman that you can't possibly satisfy, thereby assuring she will be back on the market in a short period of time.
Bill: Dude, is that Gary's wife?

Tom: Yeah, she's really hot isn't she?

Bill: Hell yeah, he really out kicked his coverage on that one.
by Webbsters January 5, 2009
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Rate 7 out of 10

When a girl doesn't really like you but doesn't want to be a total asshole to you so they let you down lightly.
I see you in school often. We should talk more. Rate 7 out of 10
by WDandKS February 12, 2018
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Better out than intimate

To break wind whilst being intimate with someone. The release of said gas is often associated with the other participant(s) in the sexual act discontinuing their participation.
''Well, looks like I'm on the hunt for a new girlfriend again. Susie and I were really connecting spiritually and emotionally during an extended Alabama lane change, but a better out than intimate squeezed its way out of my anüs as I was going for it and the gas has caused her to suffocate and die. If I'm being brutally honest, the initial chloroform might have been a culprit in the suffocation too.''
by Anonymous submissions August 7, 2018
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Getting pussy out the showerhead

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.
"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"
by FreshZest May 3, 2012
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Soda-Pop Make-out

A) referrs to the sharing of one's beverage, and the exchange of body fluids from the participants.

B) You have shared a beverage with everyone who has ever shared a beverage with someone you shared a beverage with.
Brian and Tim have had soda-pop make-out because they both shared a drink with Tiffany.
by Monkey Toker April 6, 2006
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