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Out of your tree

When someone says something so outrageous and unbelievable, one may say "Are you out of your tree?" which means that the person is out of their mind on such an idea. The phrase originates from the popular Nintendo game, Animal Crossing.
Tanner: So what are you trying to do here?

Reil: I'm going to jump that shark tank on this here bike.

Tanner: Oh no, no, no! Are you out of your tree?! You can't hope to jump something like that on that thing. You may as well start jumping turtles before doing something so unbelievable.

Reil: But I jumped the turtles last week...
by TanorFaux August 26, 2012
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The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005
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come out your laundry

to get naked as said in juveniles song off Reality Check
C'mon bitch come out your laundry so we can fuck!
by Justin June 19, 2006
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dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.
As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.
by nurseblade September 26, 2006
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let it all hang out

A girl whom flaunts her body off by wearing v-necks, halter-tops, mid-rifts, and is proud of it!
Shez got incredible looks, cleavage, vibe and spunk-look how she isnt' afraid to let it all hang out!
by Peter Lansal November 13, 2013
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Pink Sock Blow Out

After you give a girl a pink sock, she then dips it in bubble liquid (used to blow bubbles) and then farts and blows a bubble out of her butthole.
Damnnnn, I gave that girl a pink sock - then she had a pink sock blow out!
by Jenny Wilke February 26, 2011
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Talking Out Your Pussy

The obnoxious feminine response generally induced by men thinking with their dicks.

When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole.
Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days.

Example:
Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married.

Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy.

Medical Diagnosis:
The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic.

Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks.

‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake.

Treatment:
*Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered.

To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.
Dammit Sally, If you keep talking out your pussy I'm going to have to wash your mouth out with cock again.
by Whafer Frisco Guson November 21, 2010
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