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One Pump Man

When you and your significant other are havin hot sex but you finish too early.
Man: Ugh uhnn

Woman: Did you already finish? Ugh you're definitely a one pump man
by ThisHobgoblin August 10, 2016
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Comb Beard Man

One of many aliases used by respected student journalist A.R.

The disparity between the behavior of A.R. and the flamboyant, raucous, bawdy antics of Comb Beard Man has lead many experts to argue that dissociative identity disorder is at play here.

Like the alternate persona of ‘Steve’ in the case of Kenneth “Hillside Strangler” Bianchi, the Comb Beard Man persona may become dominant at certain times and commit acts that A.R. is quite unaware of.

Sources close to A.R. describe him as hardworking, shy, demure and humble. All-around, a professional newsman.

Comb Beard Man, on the other hand, is known to have a comb perpetually dangling from his beard, smoke Cuban cigars, partake in episodes of drunken debauchery (including but not limited to: drinking openly in a university classroom, drinking openly in university public areas, shooting beans and liquor simultaneously, etc.), associate with known communists, commit petty theft (mostly of mints or plates), wander about the community pantsless, and defile stuffed animals. There are also indications that Comb Beard Man may be a major figure in the operation of a local ‘Sex Farm’.

There is currently not enough data to determine whether each of A.R.’s other aliases (ex.: Captain Carlsburg) is a distinct personality. Further research is necessary.
"The first time that I seriously doubted the notion of a kind and loving God was when I saw Comb Beard Man with his pants around his ankles"
by Parmenides August 7, 2003
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dead man's float

Having intercourse where doggy is attemped, but failed, but not necsessarily a complete fail. This is whereupon the female on lying belly down with her arms and legs in star poistion and the male is giving to her from behind.
"Joe tried doggy, but I was tired. At least I gave him dead man's float. I took a nap."
by Nora69duuude February 18, 2009
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Man city supporter

Man city isn't a football team as some mistake it as it is an oil rig digging in Saudi Arabia and the word history doesn't apply to this oil rig
Man city supporter means you wanna lick sterling's gun tattoo
by Tripletrouble69 April 13, 2021
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Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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oh man holy shit

A way of exclaiming something or simply being surprised by someone's bravery, usually used by the youngest of a friendship group.
Jin: /eats something incredibly spicy
Jungkook: Oh man holy shit!
Everyone else: DON'T SWEAR CHILD
by yoongis trashcan January 1, 2016
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Tight Little Man Pussy

You Got A Tight little Man Pussy on Yah Don't Ya
by Ethans Fetish May 17, 2020
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