Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

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by Big Daddy ray ray is my father October 14, 2022

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You just searched for penis. Now you are looking for cock.

person1: What are you looking for?
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.

by linamaria_457 May 7, 2020

Cock Sealant

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum

Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.

by FTWW September 17, 2023

Tail Cock

The act of a person wearing a strap-on on the behind while they fuck from the front.

"I'm not getting tail cocked by my wife's boyfriend ever again."

by Bigmacpattysmack June 2, 2021

Fayettenam Cock-bomb

Any male, female, transgender person who spends the evening at a army military barracks or compound and let's the whole platoon hit it buffett style all you can eat.

Hey Bo, congrats I just heard the news that last weekend your baby momma received a Purple Heart award for surviving a direct impact of a Fayettenam Cock-bomb. She Betta warsh that BOOTYHOLE next time u go to pound town!!!

by Southview6pack September 26, 2025

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008