Dumpster cock

He will stick his cock in anything

What a fucking dumpster cock.

by Tara Boom Dee A January 19, 2020

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

cock goddess

A female who all cocks are drawn to. Irresistable to all cocks even if not prevoked by the female.

Man my wife is the cock goddess. No cock can resist her they all want to fuck her senseless

by Rexsixteen May 26, 2018

Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.

Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023

Cock ring

A form of sex toy or pleasure method used in sexual intercourses

He has a big cock ring

by Coc ring January 3, 2022

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022