Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman

That Pedo is a Lanky Knob

by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024

Knob

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology
An insult meaning an idiot

Stop acting like a knob lytie your whole life

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

knob sucker

A person who only sucks small dick because big dicks are too much.

Amanda is a real knob sucker.

by smikes90 June 13, 2018

shiny knob

A blow job in a car wash but must include the rainbow foam

Stacy gave me a shiny knob on Tuesday; my tires look great, too!

by BeefyGorditaBoi February 18, 2018