Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

Mexican waffle

A odd fetish involving the use of hot sauce being poured over a vagina, followed by eating it out. Can be used with other variables, such as crushed red pepper, jalepenos, or spicy salsa.

joe- "wanna hang out today?"
chris- "nah, im gonna go eat some Mexican waffles."

timmy- "wanna go to tacobell today?"
joe- "nah lets go back to my place instead, i got a few Mexican waffles at home."

by csgsix February 18, 2011

medium waffle

Gay sex

Boy:Savagerealm wanna have medium waffles tonight
Savagerealm: Deadass!

by machonachtroll December 19, 2017

cock waffle

a fat homosexual who has a small penis

Ryan Morgan is a cock waffle

by Steven Ober June 26, 2003

Waffle Maker

A person who takes shits on people's backs, and hits them with a tennis racket.

DESE NIGGAS LOVE DA WAFFLE MAKER.

by Littlemanto April 18, 2011

Purple Waffle

A bruised blue waffle.

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.

by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

blue waffle

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy

"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"

by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010