ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.

Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022

Ninja turtle that ho

the act of busting a nut, blowing a load or skeet skeet skeeting on someones back and then slapping a pillow on that persons back making them look like a turtle skeet superman ninja turtleho

The way she looks at me makes me wanna ninja turtle that ho!

by Special buddies March 25, 2008

dirty turtle

A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...
loser

I did the dirty turtle last night with my Chinese yoga teacher. (Only chinese girls can do it)

by i like art August 18, 2008

awkward turtle

(adj) The term "akward turtle" was created in Bronxville, NY and spread quickly all around Westchester, and probably exists in different areas around the United States. Awkward Turtle refers to a turtle on it's back, a situation most commonly known to turtles as akward, thus, akward turtle. There is also a hand motion for the "akward turtle...that being the right hand over the left hand with palms facing up, with your pinky and thumb fingers moving about, as if the turtle was trying to get up..

Oh my god So I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphilis...it was mad awkward turtle

by imtheman May 22, 2006

Turtle Head

When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.

Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.

by A.M.R May 7, 2011

Awkward Turtle

In common useage in essex. Whenever an awkward or tense situation arises, the tenseness can be examplified by this gesture. You hold one hand out straight with fingers splayed. The other hand goes on top with the fingers curling in between the gaps in the fingers. Now all fingers curl to make a sphere (the shell of the turtle). Finally the thumbs on both hands are rotated.

Man 1: Man she's fit.

Man 2: Dude, that's my sister.

Silence.

Passer-by does Awkward Turtle.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010