Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

by Gingerbread Man 09 May 19, 2020

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.

"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."

by Volcanosaurus July 20, 2013

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura August 16, 2008

Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.

I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.

by MC Gooch July 02, 2010

couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

by hotgochu February 04, 2019

Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 23, 2017